Can You See Me?

A young man was walking past a blind woman using a cane on a street corner downtown when she said, "Excuse me, but if it's not too much trouble, can you see me across the street?"

Our good samaritan replied, "Just a minute."

He walked across the street, looked back and yelled, "Yes, I can see you just fine!"



While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil.
~John Taylor

Is it so bad to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood. And Socrates and Jesus and Luther and Copernicus and Galileo and Newton and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

The body says what words cannot.
~Martha Graham

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Learning From Marriage

At the banquet of their 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such a long duration.

"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife"?

Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single!"

 

 
You know what these are?  They're YANKLESS!  Notice from the huge picture that there's no cords?  Yeah - it's AMAZING to have these things on your head!

Imagine walking (or running) around with your headphones, listening to your favorite music, without any of those cords holding you back. 

No more of those silly looking arm bands or belt clips that come with iPods and MP3 players!

Micro SD Compatible!

Simply drag ALL of your music from your iPod or MP3 player (or computer..whatever) onto the INCLUDED micro SD card, pop it into the headphones and...THAT'S IT!  All of your music is now with you, and you can leave your expensive music players behind!  

By the way...on a full charge, these headphones give you a MASSIVE 5.5 HOURS of music! How do you charge it?  With the INCLUDED USB Cable - it's THAT EASY!

UNBELIEVABLE Comfort - AMAZING Sound!

Brilliant Sound! Nothing at all was left outta this design.  You're getting crystal clear sound that you can turn up as loud as your ears can take!

Super Lightweight! It's like wearing air on your head! 

Amazing Earbuds! SO Comfortable!  So much so that you might just forget you have them on if not for the music coming out of them!

Bundle Part 2: The Micro SDHC Card!

First Thing's First: This isn't just any Micro SDHC card...this one comes with an adapter!

Whats that mean to you?  It means that you use the adapter with the micro SDHC card to take the music off of your computer and directly transfer it to the card. 

Totally Easy - 100% Drag & Drop!

Once your music is on the card, stick the card in the SD slot on the headphones, and you're ready to ROCK - wireless style!

Use it For ANYTHING: Hey, we bundled these two together for the ultimate music solution...but that's not to limit the use of this card!  Go ahead and use it for files, too.  And pictures.  And anything else you want - including your music!

Outstanding Value - a 2GB Micro SDHC Card with an Adapter will easily run you 15 bucks at your box stores.  That brings me to my final point...

AWESOME Bundle Package - AMAZING Price!

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Please Give an Example

I was taking a ground school class for private pilots. During the session on weather, the instructor wanted to discuss the concept of sublimation, which is the act of going from a gas to a solid, while skipping the intermediate liquid stage.

As an example, he gave water vapor in the air condensing on a windshield to form ice. Wanting to see if the class had understood the concept, the instructor asked if anyone could provide an example of something that went straight from a solid to a gas.

He was expecting dry ice as the answer when one of the students blurted out, "Burritos!"



Inspiration may be a form of super-consciousness or perhaps of sub-consciousness. I wouldn't know. But I am sure it is the antithesis of self-consciousness.
~ Aaron Copland

We come into this world crying while all around us are smiling. May we so live that we go out of this world smiling while everybody around us is weeping.
~ Unknown

Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem to be or actually are, raise your sights and see possibilities. Always see them, for they're always there.
~ Norman Vincent Peale

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Tooth Fairy

I was playing tooth fairy when my daughter, Carrie, suddenly woke up.

Seeing the money in my hand, she cried out, "Aha! I caught you!"

I froze and tried to think of an explanation for why I, instead of the tooth fairy, was putting the money under her pillow, but her next words let me off the hook completely.

"You put that money back!" she said indignantly. "The tooth fairy left that for me!"

 

 

Broken Mower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else
to take care of first -- the truck, the car, fishing, always something
more important to me

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short
time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes.

When I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish
cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

The doctors say I will eventually walk again, but I will always have a
limp.



Be who are you and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
~Dr. Seuss

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.
~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
~Abraham Lincoln

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Click?

I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her
seat belt. She asked, "Do I click the square?" I said yes.

She asked me, "Single click or double click?"

 

Everyone LOVES this thing - so we're bringing it back today!  If you missed your chance to grab this amazing, high-end speaker yesterday, now's your chance!  By popular demand, we got another shipment in...but we don't know if we'll be able to get anymore once it's gone!  Don't miss out - order now!

 

Family Vacation

Preparing for a family vacation, my sister-in-law and her husband explained to their young children that they would be sitting in the car for a very long time. The kids were told they would not be arriving at their destination until after dark and they were warned not to keep saying, "Are we there yet?"

After a few minutes of peaceful driving, their five-year-old daughter perked up, "Is it dark yet?



If you have made mistakes, there is always another chance for you. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down.
~ Mary Pickford

Forgive all who have offended you. Not for them, but for yourself.
~ Unknown

Wisdom is sweet to your soul. If you find it, you will have a bright future and your hopes will not be cut short.
~ Proverbs 24:14

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Calling Off Work

Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied female obesity to a virus. One evening, my sister came home exhausted from a long day at work.

"Did you read the paper?" she asked. "I'm not going in to work tomorrow. I'm calling in fat!"

 

 

The Blonde Guy

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."



A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be.
~ Abraham Maslow

I believe with all my heart that civilization has produced nothing finer than a man or woman who thinks and practices true tolerance.
~ Frank Knox

When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.
~ Lao Tzu

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Formal Nightwear

Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.

One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering and came into the room wearing a towel.

Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and put it on.

"What are you doing"? I asked.

"Well," he replied. "If you are going to be formal, so am I."

 

    
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Yearly Physical

When I went to the doctor for my yearly physical, my blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight and I didn't feel so hot.

My doctor said that eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems.

He said, "Just think in colors. Fill your plate with bright colors of greens, yellows, reds, etc."

So, I went right home and emptied an entire bag of M&Ms onto a plate, ate them and sure enough, I felt better!



I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
~ Thomas Jefferson

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them and try to follow them.
~ Louisa May Alcott

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway.
~ Henry Boye

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Personal Injury

I was taking the train to go visit a personal injury lawyer. I called and asked, "Can you give me directions from the train station to your office?"

"When you get to the station, just walk outside, lie down on the sidewalk and start yelling. Someone from our office will be along shortly."

*Urgent Reminder!

We've been experiencing an overwhelming response on these awesome GPS Cup Holders these last couple of days!  Make sure you get yours ASAP, because we don't know how much longer we can keep this hot seller in stock!

 

Why do GPS Devices Come With Dashboard Mounts?

TALK ABOUT A BAD IDEA!

Direct Sunlight Exposure - GPS Unit Flying off Shaky Mount...

A RECIPE FOR AN EXPENSIVE DISASTER!

Dashboard Mounts are Also an Advertisement for Thieves!

Safely & Securely Mounts to a Cup -

Out of Sunlight Exposure - Out of Plain View - Totally Secure!

SO Much Can go Wrong...

So there you are, driving through an unfamiliar part of town.  It's not looking like the best area to get lost in, so good thing for you you've got your trusty GPS unit mounted to your dashboard.

Then it goes FLYING off the mount!  You made one turn, and that was all it took.  Now it's resting beneath your feet in a sticky mess from that spilled drink.  RUINED!

Newsflash: Electronics DO NOT like the sun!  It's a hot, sunny day and you left your GPS mounted on the dash, in direct sunlight exposure.  You go to get into your car and notice something: your screen melted and the device doesn't work! Why would you leave it in the sun?!

Dashboard Mounts Are an Advertisement for Thieves! So you left your unit mounted to the dashboard while you ran into the store.  You came back to a busted window and an empty spot where your GPS used to be.  What did you expect? You left it in plain view!

Your GPS is a Life-Saver! Protect That Thing!

How many tight spots has your GPS pulled you out of?  From getting lost in a bad part of town to finding your vacation destination, your trusty GPS is ALWAYS there when you need it!  

You don't wanna risk it falling from it's mount on the dashboard and landing in a dirty, sticky mess do you?  You know it's a bad idea to leave it in the sun for HOURS on end...it's electronic, after all. And while we're talking disaster, do you really want your car to get busted into? You need a solution...now!

A REVOLUTIONARY Solution is Here!

Mount That Bad Boy to the Cup - Stick it in the Cup Holder!

Talk about ultimate safety AND security!  This is a brilliant idea, and frankly one we're stunned wasn't though of sooner.  Just like it sounds, this is a mount in the shape of a cup that safely sits right next to you in your cup holder!  

Eliminate The GPS Destroying Threats!

We're going to break it down for you nice and clear here. This is a simple idea that yields amazing results that save you money, grief, and from getting lost!

See the image above? It's simple to see without altering your windshield like the others!

So How's it Work? EASY!

First thing's first: this thing is SECURE!  As you'll see, the extra safe security mount will NOT allow your unit to fall off.  It'll be right there in your cup holder, face up, allowing you to easily see the screen and hear the directions!  

All too often we're putting our safety and that of others at risk while we frantically try scooping it off the dirty floor of the car.  The impact alone is enough to make you cringe...but what about the sticky floor? Yuck!

You Think the Sun Won't Destroy Your Unit? Think Again!

Out of the Sun - Out of Harms Way! It's no surprise that the sun will destroy electronics if left in direct exposure for long enough!  Your GPS is made of a hard plastic resin - yes, it's tough, but not tough enough not to melt or get internal damage from the sun!  You've felt how hot the metal in your seatbelt gets after a while...so what do you think that'll do to a fragile electronic device?

Thieves Can't Steal What They Can't See!

Out of Plain Sight - Thieves Cannot See it! This is the best part!  Most of us have had our vehicle broken into at one time or another.  The expense of that happening is WAY more than just replacing what's stolen - popped locks and busted windows cost a FORTUNE to repair!

Here's something you may not know: The FIRST thing a thief looks for when deciding which car to bust into is the suction mark on the windshield. If that's there, they know what's inside!  Guess what doesn't leave ANY suction marks anywhere? THIS THING!

Simple To Use - Amazing Results!

You're going to LOVE this thing!  Not only is it great for all the reasons listed above - it's unbelievably easy to use!  All you do is connect your GPS to the secure mount on the cup, and...OH..THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO!

Seriously: There is absolutely zero assembly here.  No tools, no confusing directions...just an obvious device with stunning results!

Now that it's mounted on the cup, you just stick it in the cup holder and you're all set!  Your expensive, trusty GPS is now secure and out of harms way for good!

The Perfect Device at the Perfect Price!

Hey, you're dealing with Worldstart here, not some big box store!  We got a great deal on these, and we're passing the savings directly on to you!  For today only, this GPS Cup Holder can be yours for just $12.97 with FREE US SHIPPING included!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7330

PS: This is SURE to be a hot selling item - everyone needs one!  That means that our stock is going to run out fast, so don't wait!  Get yours today!

Golfing in Heaven

A golfer hits a big slice on the first hole and his ball ends up behind a small shed. He's about to chip out when the caddie says, "Wait! I'll open the window and the door and you can hit a 3-wood right through the shed."

After the caddie opens the escape route, the golfer makes a big swing. The ball nearly makes it, but hits the windowsill and bounces back and hits the golfer in the head.

The next thing the golfer knows, he's standing at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter sees him with his 3 wood in hand and says, "I guess you think you're a pretty good golfer."

The guy says, "Hey, I got here in two, didn't I?"



They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
~ Carl W. Buechner

Give me a sense of humor, Lord. Give me the grace to see a joke. To get some humor out of life and pass it on to other folk.
~ Unknown

The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.
~ Francis Maitland Balfour

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Looking for a Job

A young man was applying for a job in a big company.

"I'm sorry," said the personnel manager, "but the firm is overstaffed. We have more employees now than we really need."

"That's all right," replied the young man, undiscouraged. "The little bit of work I do won't be noticed anyway."

 

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Is Your Kitchen Bland?

Your home is your safe-haven. It's your relief from the crazy world outside, it's where you sleep, it's where you're comfortable. More than just 4 walls and a roof, it's a place full of happy memories that's vibrant with your life. It's also your biggest investment.

So Why Do You Let it Look BORING?

Haven't you ever wanted to add a touch of elegance? Don't you want it to look good? OF COURSE YOU DO!

The problem? Remodeling costs a fortune and takes up TONS of time! But you've always wanted a different look for your kitchen...a stylish yet functional lighting system that fits under those cabinets would be a tasteful start, right? OF COURSE!

GREAT TASTE - Made Affordable!

You've gotta have this! It's a brand new Wireless 9 LED Under-the-Cabinet Light! Is it bright? You bet! But it's also adjustable - you can DIM them to your liking to set the mood!

It also allows you to rotate the light heads up to 320 degrees for customized lighting! Now you can point light in different directions, or focus them all in one spot!

100% Wireless - SIMPLE to Install!

If options are important to you, you'll LOVE this! Maybe you want to put it in one spot, but would like to change it up some other time. NO PROBLEM! Check it out...

It comes with mounting brackets for ultra-secure installation, but it also has the option to "pick it and stick it" using super-strong sticky tape. So if you put it up and decide a few months later that you'd like it somewhere else, it's easy to take off and put wherever you want!

Use Them Anywhere!

Sure, this baby was designed with a kitchen in mind, but that doesn't mean it's limited only to kitchens! It adds a PERFECT and TASTEFUL touch anywhere you decide to put it!

Go ahead, mount one in that dark closet! Put one in the bathroom, and one in the pantry while you're at it! You'll absolutely love this thing!

Battery Powered LED Brilliance!

You know what's great about LED? It lasts FOREVER! This lighting system runs on 5 AAA batteries, and you'll be AMAZED how long they last before you need to replace them. Why? Because LED is energy efficient - batteries powering LED lights last up to 10X longer!

Bulbs You Can Leave on for 10 YEARS STRAIGHT!

Isn't LED cool? Check this out: you could leave this lighting system on for 10 years STRAIGHT and the bulbs would NEVER have to be replaced during that time.

10 straight years...and since you'll obviously turn them off from time to time, you can expect this thing to last you FOREVER!

And since you're being so energy efficient, you're GOING GREEN! Good for you, good for the environment, GOOD FOR YOUR HOME!

AMAZING Quality to Value Ratio!

Just think...the quality to value ratio you're getting here is STUNNING! Imagine a wired, electric lighting system that looks this good. How much would that run you? Hundreds? Thousands? Indeed, it would!

This system was meant to be left on! Why? Well, for starters, it won't run up your electric bill...and when you get up in the middle of the night to grab a glass of water, you'll have a gorgeous light overlooking whatever part of your kitchen you see fit. So go ahead...grab a few!

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For today only, we're letting these go for the SUPER LOW price of just $15.97, FREE US SHIPPING INCLUDED! This is our lowest price ever on these! Try finding that kind of price...anywhere else! Click the store link below, you're gonna love this!

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First Date

A boy is about to go on his first date and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.

The father replies, "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time. As the boy's nervousness builds, he
remembers his father's advice and chooses the first topic.

He asks the girl, "Do you like potato pancakes"?

She says, "No" and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list.

He asks, "Do you have a brother"?

Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks, "If you did have a brother, do you think he would like potato pancakes"?



It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him.
~ John Steinbeck

You create your opportunities by asking for them.
~ Patty Hansen

Every man stamps his value on himself. Man is made great or small by his own will.
~ J.C.F. von Schiller

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Unlicensed Dogs

During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb.

When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him.

"Does your dog have a license"? he asked.

"Oh, no," the man said. "He doesn't need one. I always do the driving."

 

Why do GPS Devices Come With Dashboard Mounts?

TALK ABOUT A BAD IDEA!

Direct Sunlight Exposure - GPS Unit Flying off Shaky Mount...

A RECIPE FOR AN EXPENSIVE DISASTER!

Dashboard Mounts are Also an Advertisement for Thieves!

Safely & Securely Mounts to a Cup -

Out of Sunlight Exposure - Out of Plain View - Totally Secure!

SO Much Can go Wrong...

So there you are, driving through an unfamiliar part of town.  It's not looking like the best area to get lost in, so good thing for you you've got your trusty GPS unit mounted to your dashboard.

Then it goes FLYING off the mount!  You made one turn, and that was all it took.  Now it's resting beneath your feet in a sticky mess from that spilled drink.  RUINED!

Newsflash: Electronics DO NOT like the sun!  It's a hot, sunny day and you left your GPS mounted on the dash, in direct sunlight exposure.  You go to get into your car and notice something: your screen melted and the device doesn't work! Why would you leave it in the sun?!

Dashboard Mounts Are an Advertisement for Thieves! So you left your unit mounted to the dashboard while you ran into the store.  You came back to a busted window and an empty spot where your GPS used to be.  What did you expect? You left it in plain view!

Your GPS is a Life-Saver! Protect That Thing!

How many tight spots has your GPS pulled you out of?  From getting lost in a bad part of town to finding your vacation destination, your trusty GPS is ALWAYS there when you need it!  

You don't wanna risk it falling from it's mount on the dashboard and landing in a dirty, sticky mess do you?  You know it's a bad idea to leave it in the sun for HOURS on end...it's electronic, after all. And while we're talking disaster, do you really want your car to get busted into? You need a solution...now!

A REVOLUTIONARY Solution is Here!

Mount That Bad Boy to the Cup - Stick it in the Cup Holder!

Talk about ultimate safety AND security!  This is a brilliant idea, and frankly one we're stunned wasn't though of sooner.  Just like it sounds, this is a mount in the shape of a cup that safely sits right next to you in your cup holder!  

Eliminate The GPS Destroying Threats!

We're going to break it down for you nice and clear here. This is a simple idea that yields amazing results that save you money, grief, and from getting lost!

See the image above? It's simple to see without altering your windshield like the others!

So How's it Work? EASY!

First thing's first: this thing is SECURE!  As you'll see, the extra safe security mount will NOT allow your unit to fall off.  It'll be right there in your cup holder, face up, allowing you to easily see the screen and hear the directions!  

All too often we're putting our safety and that of others at risk while we frantically try scooping it off the dirty floor of the car.  The impact alone is enough to make you cringe...but what about the sticky floor? Yuck!

You Think the Sun Won't Destroy Your Unit? Think Again!

Out of the Sun - Out of Harms Way! It's no surprise that the sun will destroy electronics if left in direct exposure for long enough!  Your GPS is made of a hard plastic resin - yes, it's tough, but not tough enough not to melt or get internal damage from the sun!  You've felt how hot the metal in your seatbelt gets after a while...so what do you think that'll do to a fragile electronic device?

Thieves Can't Steal What They Can't See!

Out of Plain Sight - Thieves Cannot See it! This is the best part!  Most of us have had our vehicle broken into at one time or another.  The expense of that happening is WAY more than just replacing what's stolen - popped locks and busted windows cost a FORTUNE to repair!

Here's something you may not know: The FIRST thing a thief looks for when deciding which car to bust into is the suction mark on the windshield. If that's there, they know what's inside!  Guess what doesn't leave ANY suction marks anywhere? THIS THING!

Simple To Use - Amazing Results!

You're going to LOVE this thing!  Not only is it great for all the reasons listed above - it's unbelievably easy to use!  All you do is connect your GPS to the secure mount on the cup, and...OH..THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO!

Seriously: There is absolutely zero assembly here.  No tools, no confusing directions...just an obvious device with stunning results!

Now that it's mounted on the cup, you just stick it in the cup holder and you're all set!  Your expensive, trusty GPS is now secure and out of harms way for good!

The Perfect Device at the Perfect Price!

Hey, you're dealing with Worldstart here, not some big box store!  We got a great deal on these, and we're passing the savings directly on to you!  For today only, this GPS Cup Holder can be yours for just $12.97 with FREE US SHIPPING included!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7330

PS: This is SURE to be a hot selling item - everyone needs one!  That means that our stock is going to run out fast, so don't wait!  Get yours today!

 

Two Little Boys

Two little boys, ages eight and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town has been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So, the mother sent the eight-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son"?

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed and his mouth hanging open. So, the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God"?

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God"?

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened"?

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in big trouble this time. "God is missing and they think we did it!"

When a deep injury is done to us, we never recover until we forgive.
~Alan Paton

Man does not live by a turkey in every oven or a color TV set in every home. Man lives by faith and hope and love, by the star on the horizon, by the trumpet that will not call retreat.
~E. Merrill Root

The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it.
~John Ruskin

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Yard Sale

In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light into a conch shell I found on the beach. My wife took an instant dislike to it and at the next yard sale, it was the first thing she put out.

I felt vindicated when a woman kept coming back to check it out and finally bought it.

"That'll look great in your home," I said.

"Oh," she replied. "It's not for me. My bridge club is having a charity sale and we were asked to bring the most hideous thing we could find. What I have here is the winner!"

 

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This will perform diagnostics, like a mechanic, to see if you have underlying hardware issues on computers running Windows XP, Vista - heck even Windows 7!!

Helping you spot trouble - BEFORE it starts!

It's so easy to get started too! Just pop in the disc.

It even lets you upgrade to the most current version of CheckIt Diagnostics...and it will notify you of the latest updates after you've already installed it. Pretty awesome, huh?

In just a few minutes you'll have the program up and running and then you can see all the tests that this baby can perform! It even explains what each test is for.

Now, let's get testing...

Since we specialize in computers here at WorldStart, it was kind of hard to find a computer that had hardware errors...but we managed to hunt a couple down in Steve's computer grave yard.

In a matter of a couple of clicks, we were able to see ALL of the problems...

One of the problems that cropped up right away on the first crappy old laptop was that the internet connection wasn't working - and you know what a hassle that can be! So, we figured, hey, let's use that little problem as a demonstration of helpful this program is going to be to you!

(PLEASE keep in mind that the examples below are just a FEW of the hundreds of problems this can uncover)

OK, back to our laptop - We tried the Internet Connection and Server Access Test -

and...

FAILED...

Ok, now we know there's a problem. To learn how to troubleshoot and fix the issue, we simply clicked on the "Troubleshoot" button and it walks you through the exact steps you need to take in order to fix your connection.

Then we went on to check the next laptop and came up with more problems. When running the Memory test a big fat WARNING error came up!

So, we went ahead and clicked the "Troubleshoot" button. Now, if that doesn't make any sense to you - don't panic. If you don't understand the issue, simply click on the "More Info" button and you can print or email the diagnostics to your computer tech to explain and fix for you.

Then we went on to run the Audio/Video Playback test and man, is this laptop in trouble...

But, once again...we just clicked the "Troubleshoot" button and it told us how to fix it. Just a reminder - if you don't understand what's wrong, you can always print out or email the diagnostics by clicking the "More Info" button.

The problems that we were able to fix above are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to what CheckIt Diagnostics can diagnose on your computer.

This baby digs deep to scan and diagnose practically any hardware on your PC that you can imagine:

	System (Software, Processors, Memories, Ports, PCI Devices)
	Storage (Disc Drives & Optical Drives)
	Communications & Network (Network Adapters, Internet Access & Modems)
	Attached Devices (Devices such as Printers)
	Audio / Visual (Graphic Adapters, Monitors, Desktop Graphics & Audio Input, Output & Playback)

To start diagnosing your computer, just select the test or tests that you want to run and click "Run Selected Tests" and in a matter of minutes your results will be generated!

You get your test results INSTANTLY after each test is run!

If an issue is detected, a Troubleshoot button pops up. Just click it and it will tell you the exact steps to take. How's that for an easy fix?

Oh, and get this - if your computer does have an issue and you aren't comfortable or don't know exactly how to fix it, CheckIt Diagnostics can generate a report for you to email or print out and take to a computer repair technician (or that "tech savvy" neighbor down the street). All you do is click the "More Info" button and from there you can email or print your report.

How many times have you taken your computer to get fixed and you haven't the slightest idea what's wrong with it?

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A Good Plan

A retired couple were discussing aspects of their furture. "What will you do if I die before you do?" the husband asked his bride.

After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. Then she asked him, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied,"Probably the same thing."



"A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other."
~Portuguese Proverb

My little brother was a mean, vicious child. He would always hit me back.
~Unknown

"Action cures fear, inaction creates terror."
~Doug Horton

Cartoon used with permission

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Sixtyish

A sixtyish woman whose husband was overly attentive to the young ladies at a party explained to a neighbor: "He's like a puppy running after cars. He doesn't want to catch one - he just wants to bark at them a little."

 

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All Photos Are NOT Created Equal...

How many photos do you have? My guess is TONS! We all have those albums full of family photos and other cherished memories that we want to keep preserved.  With all of the cutting edge technology these days, we can upload them digitally and keep them forever!

The Problem: most of us aren't professional photographers! How many pictures do you have that are almost perfect, but not quite there due to those little things that make a huge difference? You know, like red-eye, blemishes or blurriness? 

Maybe what would be your favorite photo has some weird stranger in the background, looking quite suspect with his strange grin and crazy eyes.  OR maybe you have a great photo that you want to add your own background to using special effects.  Oh, and PhotoShop costs $700 - and you're NOT willing to spend that! 

You need proper photo editing software - WITHOUT spending a fortune.  And guess what?  WE'VE GOT IT!

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This Award Winning photo editing software is exactly what you're looking for: high-quality, simple to use, and absolutely PACKED full of awesome features and options. 

We're not here to bash Adobe PhotoShop, but...this program offers the same quality and options - at about 3% of the cost!  Serif is well respected and is used by smart photographers all over the world!  It's really easy to use, too - perfect for beginners and pro's alike!

The Breakdown: Just Some of the MANY Brilliant Features!

Hey, we could go on all day long about how great this program is, but instead, let's just have a look at some of the essential attributes that make this photo editing software the BEST value on the market!

Make-Over Studio - You're Gonna Look Amazing!

When we take pictures of other people, or have a picture taken of us, there's nothing worse than the little unflattering things that seem to get highlighted on camera.  Especially when they're out of our control!

Things like red eye, blemishes, washed-out skin tones, blurriness...these can ALL be eliminated!  In fact, you can eliminate hot spots, make eyes and teeth appear brighter, skin smoother...everything you want for that PERFECT photo! Single out the issues and make them disappear! Check it out!

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As you can see, Serif make it unbelievably easy to make that "almost right" photo shine! This make-over tool is something you're going to want to use all the time - and it's professional media grade!  What more could you ask for?

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The Unknown Usher

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.

"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.

"The front row, please," she answered.

"You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is really boring."

"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.

"No," he said.

"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.

"Do you know who I am?" he asked.

"No," she said.

"Good," he answered.



A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past; he is the one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
~Sydney J. Harris

Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
~Cicero

If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go into business, because we'd be cynical. Well, that's nonsense. You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down.
~Ray Bradbury

Cartoon used with permission

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Missing Pages

A surgeon goes to return some books he borrowed from the library. The librarian quips after checking the books.

"Sir, your books are always returned with the last page missing in every single book."

The surgeon replies, "I can't stop myself from removing an appendix whenever I see one."

 

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Is Your Kitchen Bland?

Your home is your safe-haven. It's your relief from the crazy world outside, it's where you sleep, it's where you're comfortable. More than just 4 walls and a roof, it's a place full of happy memories that's vibrant with your life. It's also your biggest investment.

So Why Do You Let it Look BORING?

Haven't you ever wanted to add a touch of elegance? Don't you want it to look good? OF COURSE YOU DO!

The problem? Remodeling costs a fortune and takes up TONS of time! But you've always wanted a different look for your kitchen...a stylish yet functional lighting system that fits under those cabinets would be a tasteful start, right? OF COURSE!

GREAT TASTE - Made Affordable!

You've gotta have this! It's a brand new Wireless 9 LED Under-the-Cabinet Light! Is it bright? You bet! But it's also adjustable - you can DIM them to your liking to set the mood!

It also allows you to rotate the light heads up to 320 degrees for customized lighting! Now you can point light in different directions, or focus them all in one spot!

100% Wireless - SIMPLE to Install!

If options are important to you, you'll LOVE this! Maybe you want to put it in one spot, but would like to change it up some other time. NO PROBLEM! Check it out...

It comes with mounting brackets for ultra-secure installation, but it also has the option to "pick it and stick it" using super-strong sticky tape. So if you put it up and decide a few months later that you'd like it somewhere else, it's easy to take off and put wherever you want!

Use Them Anywhere!

Sure, this baby was designed with a kitchen in mind, but that doesn't mean it's limited only to kitchens! It adds a PERFECT and TASTEFUL touch anywhere you decide to put it!

Go ahead, mount one in that dark closet! Put one in the bathroom, and one in the pantry while you're at it! You'll absolutely love this thing!

Battery Powered LED Brilliance!

You know what's great about LED? It lasts FOREVER! This lighting system runs on 5 AAA batteries, and you'll be AMAZED how long they last before you need to replace them. Why? Because LED is energy efficient - batteries powering LED lights last up to 10X longer!

Bulbs You Can Leave on for 10 YEARS STRAIGHT!

Isn't LED cool? Check this out: you could leave this lighting system on for 10 years STRAIGHT and the bulbs would NEVER have to be replaced during that time.

10 straight years...and since you'll obviously turn them off from time to time, you can expect this thing to last you FOREVER!

And since you're being so energy efficient, you're GOING GREEN! Good for you, good for the environment, GOOD FOR YOUR HOME!

AMAZING Quality to Value Ratio!

Just think...the quality to value ratio you're getting here is STUNNING! Imagine a wired, electric lighting system that looks this good. How much would that run you? Hundreds? Thousands? Indeed, it would!

This system was meant to be left on! Why? Well, for starters, it won't run up your electric bill...and when you get up in the middle of the night to grab a glass of water, you'll have a gorgeous light overlooking whatever part of your kitchen you see fit. So go ahead...grab a few!

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PS: Not only is our supply limited...but come tomorrow morning we're gonna have to up the price to $24.97, so don't wait!

 

Breathe

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics.

Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe, somebody dies"?

"Really"?! he said. "Have you tried mouthwash"?



A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery even on a detour.
~ Unknown

When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about.
~ Albert Einstein

Yesterday is history, tomorrow's a mystery. Today is a gift and that's why they call it the present.
~ Unknown

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Mowing the Lawn

There was a small town nestled in a valley that was powered by a dam. One day, the dam broke and flooded the valley. Naturally, everyone headed for higher ground. Once they all arrived, they began scanning the area for people or animals who needed help.

After a few hours of looking, it seemed that they were all safe, but then they could see a little straw hat bobbing downstream about 50 yards and then bobbing back upstream 50 yards. It then moved to the side and bobbed downstream and then back upstream and it kept repeating this.

Nobody could figure out why the hat was behaving so strangely. After they pondered this for awhile, a young boy recalled his granddad saying that come hell or high water, he was going to get the lawn mowed!

 

Is That a Pocket Sized Weather Man or a Keychain?

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 Brilliant Keychain Gives You the Full Package:

Temperature, Humidity AND Complete Forecast!

Also Displays Time & Date - WITH An Alarm!

BACK-LIT DIGITAL LCD SCREEN!

Even Has a "Pop-Out" Stand for Bed-Side Convenience!

 

TALK ABOUT MAKING THE WEATHERMAN LOOK BAD!

This is Your Perfect Every Day Travel Companion!

Forget The Television...

Your mornings are busy enough as it is.  You don't have time to sit through all the fluff just to get the daily weather forecast.  But the problem is, you need the forecast - we all do.

It's about safety: especially during this time of year, we need to know what that unpredictable weather is going to throw at us.  Wouldn't it be great if you could just look down at a cool little device and get everything you needed - from the weather to the forecast to the exact time?

Now You Can - Check This OUT!

A Keychain That Gives You the Temperature, Humidity, TOTAL FORECAST, Time, Date and sports an Alarm Clock!

First Thing's First: Check That Forecast!

Believe it: this is a fully functional weather station on your KEYCHAIN!  Go ahead, take a glance.  You'll notice several things on your newly acquired piece of portable science:

The temperature in both Fahrenheit AND Celsius!
Humidity Reading!
Total Forecast: rain OR shine - even has a smiley face if good weather is coming!
The Exact Time WITH a LOUD Alarm Clock - You'll NEVER be late!

BRILLIANT Back-Lit LCD Screen!

You want simple, at-a-glance readings, right? No problem! This amazing keychain features a super-bright LCD screen that's back-lit for  your convenience!  Couple that with the big, blocky style text and no matter what condition your eyes are in, you're gonna be able to see it!

This also makes it ideal when you're using it at night.  Just a simple glance gives you all the info you need - WITHOUT needing to turn on a light.  This also makes it the PERFECT ALARM CLOCK as well...check it out!

Pop-Out Stand - LOUD Alarm - Perfect for Travel!

Since this is going to be attached to your keys, you're ALWAYS going to have it with you...so guess what the designers did? 

They added a pop-out stand on the back, threw in a super LOUD alarm clock, and released it to the world! 

Now, when you're traveling, you don't have to depend on your weak cell-phone alarm to make sure you wake up - the alarm on this beast is LOUD!

Talk about the PERFECT travel companion!  You can use the pop-out stand and set it on your end table.  Now you've got an alarm clock/weather forecast/ temperature reading ALL IN ONE!  It's like killing an entire army of birds with one brilliant stone!

Use it Everywhere!

Options are nice, right?  Well guess what? You don't have to attach this to your keys if you don't want to - it can also attach to your book bag, purse, or anything else that'll fit! 

Hey, we all need the time, we all check the weather, we ALL wanna know the forecast.  You can get all three and then some with this brilliant keychain weather station!

Again - this thing has EVERYTHING you need and MORE!

The Price...is AMAZING!

Here's the deal - we literally JUST got these back in stock, and last time we had them in, they sold out in a flash!  This is the perfect time of year to own one of these, and you can get one from us for cheap!  For today only, this pocket-sized weather man can be yours for just $12.97 with FREE US SHIPPING!

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Medicine Mishap

An older man strode in to his doctor's office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith."

"Oh, he did, did he"? the doctor shot back. "And since when does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders"?

The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since December."

The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
~ Chinese proverb

Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
~ Unknown

There is surely a future hope for you, and your hope will not be cut off.
~ Proverbs 23:18

Cartoon used with permission

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The Intern

While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students.

"As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.

Michael, what would you do in a case like this"?

"Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp too."

 

Make Your Kitchen BEAUTIFUL!

Add a Touch of Fully Functional Elegance...

With an Under-the-Cabinet Lighting System!

3 PIVOTING 3 LED Bulbs - Completely Wireless - 100% Gorgeous!

BRING NEW LIFE TO ANY ROOM!

Don't Spend HUNDREDS of Dollars on a New Lighting System...

Get it Here for Just $15.97!

Is Your Kitchen Bland?

Your home is your safe-haven. It's your relief from the crazy world outside, it's where you sleep, it's where you're comfortable. More than just 4 walls and a roof, it's a place full of happy memories that's vibrant with your life. It's also your biggest investment.

So Why Do You Let it Look BORING?

Haven't you ever wanted to add a touch of elegance? Don't you want it to look good? OF COURSE YOU DO!

The problem? Remodeling costs a fortune and takes up TONS of time! But you've always wanted a different look for your kitchen...a stylish yet functional lighting system that fits under those cabinets would be a tasteful start, right? OF COURSE!

GREAT TASTE - Made Affordable!

You've gotta have this! It's a brand new Wireless 9 LED Under-the-Cabinet Light! Is it bright? You bet! But it's also adjustable - you can DIM them to your liking to set the mood!

It also allows you to rotate the light heads up to 320 degrees for customized lighting! Now you can point light in different directions, or focus them all in one spot!

100% Wireless - SIMPLE to Install!

If options are important to you, you'll LOVE this! Maybe you want to put it in one spot, but would like to change it up some other time. NO PROBLEM! Check it out...

It comes with mounting brackets for ultra-secure installation, but it also has the option to "pick it and stick it" using super-strong sticky tape. So if you put it up and decide a few months later that you'd like it somewhere else, it's easy to take off and put wherever you want!

Use Them Anywhere!

Sure, this baby was designed with a kitchen in mind, but that doesn't mean it's limited only to kitchens! It adds a PERFECT and TASTEFUL touch anywhere you decide to put it!

Go ahead, mount one in that dark closet! Put one in the bathroom, and one in the pantry while you're at it! You'll absolutely love this thing!

Battery Powered LED Brilliance!

You know what's great about LED? It lasts FOREVER! This lighting system runs on 5 AAA batteries, and you'll be AMAZED how long they last before you need to replace them. Why? Because LED is energy efficient - batteries powering LED lights last up to 10X longer!

Bulbs You Can Leave on for 10 YEARS STRAIGHT!

Isn't LED cool? Check this out: you could leave this lighting system on for 10 years STRAIGHT and the bulbs would NEVER have to be replaced during that time.

10 straight years...and since you'll obviously turn them off from time to time, you can expect this thing to last you FOREVER!

And since you're being so energy efficient, you're GOING GREEN! Good for you, good for the environment, GOOD FOR YOUR HOME!

AMAZING Quality to Value Ratio!

Just think...the quality to value ratio you're getting here is STUNNING! Imagine a wired, electric lighting system that looks this good. How much would that run you? Hundreds? Thousands? Indeed, it would!

This system was meant to be left on! Why? Well, for starters, it won't run up your electric bill...and when you get up in the middle of the night to grab a glass of water, you'll have a gorgeous light overlooking whatever part of your kitchen you see fit. So go ahead...grab a few!

Grab Yours TODAY!

For today only, we're letting these go for the SUPER LOW price of just $15.97, FREE US SHIPPING INCLUDED! This is our lowest price ever on these! Try finding that kind of price...anywhere else! Click the store link below, you're gonna love this!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7307

PS: Not only is our supply limited...but come tomorrow morning we're gonna have to up the price to $24.97, so don't wait!

 

Forgetfulness

During my senior year in college, the wife of one of my professors gave birth to twins. Now the father of four pre-schoolers, my professor looked more and more haggard as the days went by and his forgetfulness increased.

One day, several weeks after the birth, he arrived in class late and announced he had some bad news. He couldn't find the midterm papers we had written weeks before.

"But, sir," said a student. "You gave those midterms back last class."

"I did?" our weary professor replied. "Well, how did you do on them?"



Life is either a grand adventure or nothing.
~ Helen Keller

You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who can do nothing for them or to them.
~ Malcolm Forbes

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
~ Pablo Picasso

Cartoon used with permission

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Wrong Name

"Next," the conference emcee announced, "we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol, Roger Ledding, who is here with his lovely wife, Beverly."

The chief took his place at the lectern.

"I'm a little nervous," he began, "getting up before this distinguished audience and speaking today. But not nearly as nervous as I will be tonight when I must go home with my wife, Audrey, and explain Beverly to her!"

 

Make Your Kitchen BEAUTIFUL!

Add a Touch of Fully Functional Elegance...

With an Under-the-Cabinet Lighting System!

3 PIVOTING 3 LED Bulbs - Completely Wireless - 100% Gorgeous!

BRING NEW LIFE TO ANY ROOM!

Don't Spend HUNDREDS of Dollars on a New Lighting System...

Get it Here for Just $15.97!

Is Your Kitchen Bland?

Your home is your safe-haven. It's your relief from the crazy world outside, it's where you sleep, it's where you're comfortable. More than just 4 walls and a roof, it's a place full of happy memories that's vibrant with your life. It's also your biggest investment.

So Why Do You Let it Look BORING?

Haven't you ever wanted to add a touch of elegance? Don't you want it to look good? OF COURSE YOU DO!

The problem? Remodeling costs a fortune and takes up TONS of time! But you've always wanted a different look for your kitchen...a stylish yet functional lighting system that fits under those cabinets would be a tasteful start, right? OF COURSE!

GREAT TASTE - Made Affordable!

You've gotta have this! It's a brand new Wireless 9 LED Under-the-Cabinet Light! Is it bright? You bet! But it's also adjustable - you can DIM them to your liking to set the mood!

It also allows you to rotate the light heads up to 320 degrees for customized lighting! Now you can point light in different directions, or focus them all in one spot!

100% Wireless - SIMPLE to Install!

If options are important to you, you'll LOVE this! Maybe you want to put it in one spot, but would like to change it up some other time. NO PROBLEM! Check it out...

It comes with mounting brackets for ultra-secure installation, but it also has the option to "pick it and stick it" using super-strong sticky tape. So if you put it up and decide a few months later that you'd like it somewhere else, it's easy to take off and put wherever you want!

Use Them Anywhere!

Sure, this baby was designed with a kitchen in mind, but that doesn't mean it's limited only to kitchens! It adds a PERFECT and TASTEFUL touch anywhere you decide to put it!

Go ahead, mount one in that dark closet! Put one in the bathroom, and one in the pantry while you're at it! You'll absolutely love this thing!

Battery Powered LED Brilliance!

You know what's great about LED? It lasts FOREVER! This lighting system runs on 5 AAA batteries, and you'll be AMAZED how long they last before you need to replace them. Why? Because LED is energy efficient - batteries powering LED lights last up to 10X longer!

Bulbs You Can Leave on for 10 YEARS STRAIGHT!

Isn't LED cool? Check this out: you could leave this lighting system on for 10 years STRAIGHT and the bulbs would NEVER have to be replaced during that time.

10 straight years...and since you'll obviously turn them off from time to time, you can expect this thing to last you FOREVER!

And since you're being so energy efficient, you're GOING GREEN! Good for you, good for the environment, GOOD FOR YOUR HOME!

AMAZING Quality to Value Ratio!

Just think...the quality to value ratio you're getting here is STUNNING! Imagine a wired, electric lighting system that looks this good. How much would that run you? Hundreds? Thousands? Indeed, it would!

This system was meant to be left on! Why? Well, for starters, it won't run up your electric bill...and when you get up in the middle of the night to grab a glass of water, you'll have a gorgeous light overlooking whatever part of your kitchen you see fit. So go ahead...grab a few!

Grab Yours TODAY!

For today only, we're letting these go for the SUPER LOW price of just $15.97, FREE US SHIPPING INCLUDED! This is our lowest price ever on these! Try finding that kind of price...anywhere else! Click the store link below, you're gonna love this!

http://store.worldstart.com/product/7307

PS: Not only is our supply limited...but come tomorrow morning we're gonna have to up the price to $24.97, so don't wait!

 

Payback

Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now, ready to be married himself, he was dreading the payback he knew was coming.

Surprisingly, the ceremony went off without a hitch. No one stood up during the pause to offer a reason why this couple should not be married. His reception wasn't disrupted by streakers or smoke bombs and the car the couple was to take on their honeymoon was in perfect working order.

When the couple arrived at their hotel and entered the room, Bill even checked for cornflakes in the bed (a gag he had always loved). Nothing, it seemed, was amiss. Satisfied that he had come away unscathed, the couple fell into bed.

Upon waking, the couple was ravenous, so Bill called down to room service and asked, "I'd like to order breakfast for two."

At that moment, a soft voice from under the bed said, "Make that five!"



When everything seems to be going against you, remember the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
~ Henry Ford

There is never time to do it right, but there is always time to do it over.
~ Carl W. Buechner

Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.
~ Ralph Charell

Cartoon used with permission

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Flying Over Greece

As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess, "What's that stuff all over those hills?"

"Just snow," replied the stewardess.

"That's what I thought," said the lady, "but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece."