| - 2014-03-07|
"I Can't See ANYTHING!"
It Doesn't Take Much To Make Your Glasses Look Gross...
AND THEN YOU CAN'T EVEN USE THEM!
You Need a Pocket-Sized, Portable Cleaner!
A Non-Abrasive Cleaning Cloth On BOTH Ends!
Clean Both Sides Of Your Lenses At Once!
Includes a Keychain To Keep It With You Anywhere!
Keep Your Vision Clear The EASY Way!
(Great For Sunglasses Too!)
I See The Problem!
If you wear glasses, you know how quickly they can go from clear to smudged. One errant touch, a few drops of rain, a single bead of sweat.
And if you try to wipe them down with your hands or clothing it just makes it worse! Now that drop or smudge is covering your WHOLE lens.
You can't see and there's no other options. If your clothing didn't work, it's not like you have a microfiber cloth on you 24/7, right?
I just found these wicked keychain eyeglass cleaners that you'll be able to keep on you all the time, wherever you go!
Heck, you can even throw this bad boy on with your keys and you'll NEVER be without it!
It's so simple that ANYONE could've thought of it!
There's two "prongs" that are tipped with a non-abrasive cleaning surface that you can use to clean the front and back of your lenses at the SAME TIME!
So when you're out and about, notice that your lenses are looking a little cloudy... you can pull this out, take 2 seconds to give your lenses a good wipe down, and go back to 20/20 vision in no time!
Just think - you can take one of the most frustrating parts of having glasses and turn it into a non-issue!
Clean 'em up in a few seconds with something that fits in your pocket!
These are GREAT for sunglasses too! EVERYONE can use a set of these!
THE DEAL THAT ONLY GETS BETTER!
For today's special deal, you're even getting an EXTRA one FREE! Yep - it's a buy one, get one free!
Remember though, I said this deal only gets better and better... so this buy one get one free can be yours for ONLY $4.97!!!
On top of ALL that... if your order is over $5 you even get FREE US SHIPPING TOO!
Keep one home, take one to go, or split it with a family member! At this price, you can get 'em for everyone you know!
PS - The sale does end Saturday so if you've got glasses, now is the time to make sure they stay crystal clear!
I'm a truck driver and about 17 yrs ago I was going N on I 75 out of Miami. There was a 4 mile back up because of construction.
While stopped and waiting to move forward an inch or two a police officer jumped up on my running board to ask me how far the traffic was backed up. I told him. He then asked me if he could ride on my running boards outside the cab of my truck about a mile to his car. I said he could get in and he said that he would just hang on to the mirror.
Well then the traffic started to go a little faster—I even had to upshift a couple of gears. When he saw his car he said that he was going to jump off. By this time i was doing about 10 mph. I told him to wait and I would stop but he said no. So he jumped off.
Well, somehow his feet got in the way and he landed flat on his chest and slid about 3ft. He jumped up and looked around with fresh black tar all over the front of his uniform—kinda like a cat that has fallen wrong gets up and looks around thinking "You didnt see me do that". The look on his face was priceless.
I asked if he was OK, and he just waved me on. It was all I could do to not laugh while he could see me.
~ Submitted by Cindy H.
"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what can you believe?" ~ Bullwinkle J. Moose
"Power is the ability to do good things for others." ~ Brooke Astor
"Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open." ~ Lord Thomas Dewar
Cartoon used with permission
Rules for non-pet owners who visit and like to complain:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3. I like my pet better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
5. Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results.
March Wallpaper Is Ready!
Here it is - our free desktop calendar wallpaper for March! I've decided I've had enough of winter, so here's a few that remind us of the warmer times to come. Enjoy!
All can be found here and are 100% free:
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