| - 2014-10-24|
Why Do Batteries So Small Cost SO MUCH?
Because Big Box Stores Are Robbin' You Blind!
We've Got THE Package You Need!
All 6 Common Alkaline Button Cell Types - 30 Total Batteries!
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You'd Pay Twice This For ONE BATTERY Anywhere Else!
6 Of Each For The Most Common Batteries Used!
Labeled For Easy Use!
No More Struggle To Find The One You Need!
Warning: Low Battery...
...oh no! You knew it was coming, but it still made your heart stop.
You think to yourself "I have NO CLUE what battery this is using. All those little button ones look the same and more importantly, they cost 10 bucks per battery to replace!"
We've all been there. Heck, I've played with more clocks and watches and flashlights that need button batteries than I can even remember!
But you know what?
It DOESN'T have to be hard.
It DOESN'T have to be expensive.
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Stop going to the big box stores for these things!
They'll charge you $8-10 for a battery or two and send you on your way! You aren't even sure if they're the right one, and besides - if you have to replace the batteries again, it'll end up costing more than the device you're using them with!
We've got EVERY common button cell battery RIGHT HERE!
Watches, calculators, thermometers, radios, alarms, toys, games. It doesn't matter what you need 'em for - now you'll finally have them.
And we're not kidding! Feel free to walk to any big box store and see what they're charging for small packs of two or three batteries! It isn't cheap - they think you don't know any better!
IT'S JUST $1.97 FOR THE WHOLE THING!
PS - Sale ends Saturday and these will cost $8.97 then!
Five Rules For Living
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.
3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
5. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
"The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets his head chewed off by a sharp beak with serrated edges." ~ M.J. McGuire
"Do or do not. There is no try." ~ Yoda
Cartoon used with permission
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four."
The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?"
The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?"
The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?"The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says; "What do you want it to equal?"
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