| - 2014-04-23|
Got Windows 7?
It's time to get the MOST out of it! Steve here, and we have some absolutely amazing software that's going to be a godsend for EVERY Windows 7 user!
This ingenious software will show you everything you need to know about Windows 7 - in a fully interactive, easy to understand hand-on way!
There's never been a more complete and informative tutorial before... EVER.
I gave this tutorial to my friend (who claimed he's a Windows expert...) a few days later he called me back and was SHOCKED at the sheer volume of new things he never even knew he could do! It's THAT thorough!
And hey, I'll admit it...
I even found a new trick or two and I've been at this stuff for DECADES now!
If you've ever been fed up trying to get Windows 7 to work how you need it to, you are NOT alone! It doesn't matter how much experience you have with computers, every version of Windows changes so many things!
Stop the headaches and get control of your computer!
Over 170 Lessons!
YES! When we say “complete”, we mean CRAZY COMPLETE! Every nook and cranny of Windows 7 is put into an interactive, multimedia instructional to make you tech savvy.
Did I Say Multimedia?
Yep! You aren't just sitting there reading some text on the screen, you get fully-engaging audio and visual presentations that make you feel like you have Bill Gates sitting right next to you!
Every topic and every click is covered fully so you aren't EVER confused or left guessing!
Tired of figuring out what these computer terms are? Professor Teaches Windows 7 includes a full glossary of ANY key terms it uses or you need to know.
And it features a simple list and alphabetical search to find out what you need!
It even highlights keywords you may not be familiar with during the lesson so you can quickly look them up and not fall behind!
Hands-On Learners Rejoice! I don't know about you, but I have a WAY easier time learning when I can try it myself. And that's why I LOOOOOVE these tutorials! They don't just tell you what to do, they give you realistic simulations and have you ACTUALLY go through the process, step-by-step!
That's two HUGE advantages - One, anyone will remember better by actually performing the tasks... and two, because it's a simulation, you can't mess anything up! No risks, no worries!
Think you have it down? Take the quiz at the end of the chapter and find out for sure! If you're missing something, it's easy to go back and review.
And with the Professor Answers quick assistance, if you forget something down the road, you'll have an informative lifeline to get you the answers you need!
There's simply no smarter or easier way to learn Windows 7.
Check Out This Small Selection of the Lessons!
Wow! That's a lot of information... and this is just a tiny taste of the 170+ potential lessons!
Maybe you don't need every lesson! No problem! You are completely free to pick and choose each individual lesson! Each section covers a very specific topic, so just hit Next to skip the stuff you already know!
Oh, how long will it take? No worries - each chapter gives you an estimated time to completion!
Done with the basics? Step it up to Windows 7 ADVANCED topics! Give yourself the edge when using Windows 7 and make sure that your time at the computer is as quick and simple as you want it to be!
It's no surprise how fantastic this software is when you look at the facts: Professor Teaches has been a huge name in tutorial software for YEARS! You don't get respect like this for nothing:
I can't stress how much you get with this software. There's simply no FASTER or EASIER way to learn Windows 7! Novices and pros alike will get SO MUCH out of just a small amount of time spent with it!
You spend hours and hours with your computer - why not make those hours 100X more enjoyable by simply LEARNING how to use it better??
It really is the ultimate upgrade!!
Oh, and check out this price - it's the lowest ever! Make yourself a Windows 7 master for only $9.97 with FREE SHIPPING IN THE US! WOW!
PS - WARNING - This was a one-time buyout for this price and once these are gone, you'll be lucky to find this for under $35! If you don't grab a copy quick, they might be all gone! And on Thursday the sale ends, sending the price back to $14.97
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a man making contest."
To which the man replied, "OK, great!"
But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"
"When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child." ~ Sophia Loren
"A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last." ~ Helen Rowland
"Fantasies are more than substitutes for unpleasant reality; they are also dress rehearsals, plans. All acts performed in the world begin in the imagination." ~ Barbara G. Harrison
Cartoon used with permission
At eighty years young, it was getting harder for Walter to take care of himself so his family decided that a nursing for the aged would be the best place for him.
Of course the old man rejected the idea, but eventually he was convinced that it was the right thing to do. On his first day at the home, he spent most of his time laying in bed reflecting on life, feeling lonely. A while later, an orderly stopped by to see how Walter's first day was going.
"How you doing today?", she said to the old man, "First day I see". Walter nodded.
In no time the two began talking up a storm. As the conversation began to drag on, the orderly was eyeing the room filled with fresh flowers, cards and balloons from friends and relatives. She noticed a bowl full of peanuts sitting on top of the table next to the bed, and help herself to a handful.
As the two continued to converse with each other, the orderly kept eating more helpings of the peanuts. She look at her watch and noticed that nearly 2 hours had passed and said, "My goodness, the time has gone by quickly. I have to tend to other people here too."
"That's okay." Walter replied, "I feel so much better being able to talk to someone."
Looking into the bowl the orderly said, "I feel awful! I ate almost all of your peanuts!""That's okay," responded Walter, "Ever since I got these false teeth, all I could do was suck the chocolate off of them anyhow."
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