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TIRED of Struggling to Open Up Packages? From Food Items to Hardware and Everything in Between... WHAT'S WITH THE OVER-PACKAGING OBSESSION? Hard Plastic - Heat Sealed - Seems Like They Don't Want You to Have it!  THE STRUGGLE ENDS RIGHT NOW! The OpenX Opener is the "Tough Package" Destroyer... And it's Here to Save You TONS of Misery! NO PACKAGE TOO TOUGH!  Why Does This ALWAYS Happen?  Seems like everything you buy these days is unabashedly, 100% COMPLETELY over packaged! Doesn't matter what it is, either - from an MP3 player to various food products, if you buy it retail there's one certainty: it's going to be next to impossible to open! You've tried everything: scissors, pocketknives...firebombing...seriously, what's with the over packaging obsession these days? If these big companies would just start packing their products in a normal way, there'd be a LOT less waste, and a whole lot less frustrations... Newsflash: Nothing is Going to Change...BUT You Can Do Something About it! You NEED the Open X Package Opener!  This thing is GREAT! First of all, it's completely safe - let's get that out of the way right now. It's totally "idiot-proof" meaning that try as you might, you're not going to be able to cut yourself with it. That's the danger of trying to use a sharp knife to open a stubborn package - one slip is all it takes for a trip to the emergency room! Simple to Operate - Outstanding Results - Razor Sharp Precision! As you can see from the image, the OpenX sports two razor sharp blades, each completely safe, and each meant for different types of packages. No matter what's in front of you, from those stubborn CD or DVD packages to cardboard boxes and everything else in between, you'll have ZERO PROBLEMS getting it open! Just push the retractable button down and use the razor sharp blade for a SIMPLE solution - or use the slide blade for extra protection!  Retractable Blade: slide the retractable button down in the front, and out pops a pointed, sharp blade ready to easily slice through even the hardest of plastics. This is perfect for pretty much any type of package, from heavily packed cardboard boxes to those tough, thin packages of water bottles!Slide the button back up, and the blade disappears safely away inside the tip! No worries about an exposed, sharp blade - no worries about accidentally cutting yourself! This blade option can be used for literally any package - but there's also a specialty blade! Read on!  Slide Blade: this one is perfect for those over-packaged items that they heat-seal in a hard plastic package. These are IMPOSSIBLE to open - you and everyone else already know that! These are the absolute worst kind of packages, but guess what? They're about to be SIMPLE to open! All you do is fit the package into the groove, and let the blade do it's work! Take the work out of those stubborn packages the safe, easy way with this blade option! Amazing results - 100% simple and safe to use! There's no more frustrations, no more struggles, no more danger.... JUST PURE PACKAGE ANNIHILATION! So keep one (or two) around the house, keep one in the car, wherever! The OpenX fears no packages, and there's literally nothing it can't open! And when you see the deal you're about to get, you'll understand why this is the best value you'll find anywhere! Just $11.97 For a LIFETIME of Package-Opening Simplicity! Talk about a deal! Like it says above, the OpenX can be yours for just $11.97 with FREE US SHIPPING included! This outstanding deal won't last, so get yours today! http://store.worldstart.com/product/7171 PS: This is an extremely useful tool to keep around the house, and it works for everything! It's sure to be a hot seller, and we don't have a ton in stock, so get yours today before we run out for good!
A young man was walking past a blind woman using a cane on a street corner downtown when she said, "Excuse me, but if it's not too much trouble, can you see me across the street?" Our good samaritan replied, "Just a minute." He walked across the street, looked back and yelled, "Yes, I can see you just fine!" Is it so bad to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood. And Socrates and Jesus and Luther and Copernicus and Galileo and Newton and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. The body says what words cannot.
At the banquet of their 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such a long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife"? Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single!" February Wallpaper Is Ready! It's that time again - time to dress up your monitor with some brand spankin' new wallpaper!
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