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- 2013-06-19 Bzzz. BZZZzzz. CHOMP! That's The Sound Of Mosquitos... AND THEY'RE EATIN' YOU ALIVE! Warmer Weather Is GREAT - Except For The BUGS! Here's a Pet/Child Safe Solution You'll LOVE! Blast Mosquitos Away With Ultra-High Frequencies! NO SPRAY - NO CHEMICALS - NO SMELL! Oh - But It DOES Have a Nightlight! YEAH! Only 4.5 Inches But Protects a 16x16 Foot Area! Mosquitos Don't DARE Come Near! One? More Like ONE HUNDRED! When's the last time you found a lone mosquito? Never! They come and go in HUGE swarms! Warm weather shows up... you want to relax outside. But those little blood-suckers are just WAITING for their next big meal... If you don't have this mosquito control system then YOU ARE THAT MEAL! You've considered your options in the past: Mosquito spray? Gross. It's sticky, it smells awful, and those chemicals can NOT be safe for your pets or children. Bug zappers? They're fantastic, don't get me wrong... but then you gotta deal with those bug corpses. Mosquito nets? Again, I won't say they don't work, but unless you enjoy feeling like you're in a prison, you want something BETTER! You just GOTTA try this thing! Easy, Small, And Most Importantly: EFFECTIVE! It's only 4.5 inches tall and just requires two 'C' batteries. That's ALL it takes to save you from gettin' bit top to bottom! Just think: you can finally go outside WITHOUT having to worry about being covered in itchy, annoying bumps for days! Freedom, baby! It has 3 frequencies that emit from it. All of them are practically inaudible to humans or most pets. Two of those confuse with mosquito with the sounds of other mosquitos... but it's the third one that REALLY sends 'em packing! It emits a sound that mosquitos think is one of their natural predator - the dragonfly. It's so simple! When the mosquitos hear that they KNOW it's time to go. This noise really BUGS those bugs! Finally! A mosquito comin' near this thing is as likely as a gazelle walking up to high-five a lion (that is to say: NOT VERY LIKELY!) No Bugs But TONS of Light! I don't know if you're like me, but I LOVE sitting outside during the Summer nights! It's peaceful, beautiful, and sooo comfortable. Now that don't have to worry about bugs, all you need is a light for your table... AND THIS THING HAS A BUILT-IN NIGHT LIGHT! NO KIDDING! They thought of everything! One device that's only as big as your palm kickin' bugs away and lighting up your outside at the same time! Just remember - NO CHEMICALS AND NO NASTY SPRAY! "These Mosquitos Are Killin' Me! How Much To Save My Sanity!?" Just $16.97 and you can save yourself from a mosquito mess! That's a price that definitely won't BUG anyone! Oh, and don't forget... shipping is FREE in the US! http://store.worldstart.com/product/8864 PS - Thursday the price goes up to $20.97 because the SALE ENDS! Don't miss out on this... or you might have an unbearable Summer!
Missed Delivery While I was working in a post office, a lady barged in complaining that she got home to find a note from the mail man saying that he tried to deliver a package but nobody was home. “My husband was home all day!”, she fumed. After giving her the package I heard her tell the person she was with, “Oh, I’m so excited, my husbands new hearing aids finally got here!” “Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.” ~Ted Williams
"One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few." ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.” ~ Mother Teresa Cartoon used with permission Paint Job Anxious to finally get the porch painted, I urged by husband to allow the man that knocked on our door looking for handiwork to do the job. The man happily agreed to paint it for $50. We were thrilled at our good luck of getting our wide porch painted for a measly $50. Minutes later there was a knock at the door. “All done” he said. “Already?” we both said at once. “Yeah, and by the way, it’s a Lexus not a Porsche”
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